We sadly left Split behind to head to Hvar*, an island designed for nothing but enjoying the Adriatic Sea…with thousands of other vacationers.
Getting there was fun, as it was like flying without any of the airport or luggage hassle. Lots of seats, most of them not by windows, but we grabbed a table and played cribbage. When we disembarked, we had about a 15 minute walk (mostly uphill in the unforgiving heat), but we arrived at our hotel at 10am, long before we could get our room, but plenty of time to gather our beach gear and store our luggage.
I told these two that I was sorry I had to drag them to the sea and that it was clear they were making the best of terrible circumstances. They tried so hard to look miserable, but they just couldn’t pull it off.

I don’t know how to compare the saltiness of the Puget Sound and the Adriatic, as there is nothing about the temperature in or out of the Sound that is conducive for swimming for an hour, but floating was so effortless, even my skinny, sinkable brothers could have bobbed in the Adriatic.
Our schedule in Hvar:
Day 1 in Hvar: All day at the beach. Jump in pool.
Day 2 in Hvar: Laze in room, pool, beach, pool.
Day 3 in Hvar: Go to Jelsa, play at beach, laze at a coffee bar before going to second beach, return to hotel pool.
See a theme?
In the relatively cooler evening, I, ahem, suggested we climb up to the fortress overlooking the city before dinner.
Although it was just about a 15 minute walk once we got out of the upper city gates,there was whining aplenty. Dwayne tried to give the impression he was on my side, but I saw through him. I did show mercy and didn’t insist upon touring the museum.
Even miserable, Wesley couldn’t resist climbing the walls.











