To be more accurate, her butt is always in the wrong place.


I’m not sure if this was at the end of an Ali Hazelwood’s romance, or another book altogether, but I felt this to my marrow.
And while I am griping, Rosie (probability 90%; Timmy 8%; Catniss 2%) vomited on the top of three shelves, maximizing vertical coverage and then knocked off a picture frame to conveniently land in the middle of it. Talent or assholery? Well, we are more of an “and” family not “or”.
