Mystery Solved

So why did we have to take two cars on my birthday weekend? [Subtext: Why did Dwayne get a car all to himself while I had all the kids in my car, again?] I know he had a box for me that he was sure I would recognize if I ever saw it, so I had to leave the house before he did, close my eyes during transfer, and pinkie swear not to go into certain rooms.

Finally, the moment came for the unveiling. Dwayne had told Wes in confidence that this oversize box was a flat-screen TV, assuming Wes would pass the rumor along to his sisters. The honorable Wes kept the secret, but did have his hopes dashed when it wasn’t a TV.

I, however, did not recognize the size and shape. In fact, it wasn’t until I got all the way down to the bubble wrap that it dawned on me that this was the piece of art I fell hard for at a Cannon Beach gallery in August. I flirted with ‘Mar Asul’ for a good part of that afternoon before giving it up for the lost cause it was. And then tonight, after much mystery and anticipation, I opened this, my own blue sea.

I love it!

Another Forced March of Misery

I’ve been doing a lot of gravel-scraping, back-breaking, wall building this last week so after meeting with our contractor this afternoon and prepping for building yet another wall, I was ready to organize another Family Forced March of Misery, this time at Bellevue Botanical Gardens.

Anything that is still blooming like this on November first is going into my garden next year! Er, can anyone tell me what it is?

Wes was in such a foul mood that even Piper couldn’t compete and she became more cheerful. We finally realized that Wes hadn’t eaten since breakfast and a sandwich bought at the coffee stand couldn’t really save the previous hour of our Little Black Rain Cloud. I just (purposely) annoyed him further by chirping, “I’m enjoying this enough for all of us!”

The colors were magnificent. Dwayne was wonderful. Kyla was loving. Piper was not the worst. It was a good enough afternoon.

Happy, Happy Halloween!

Covid is trying to kill a lot of things, but we were still able to celebrate the last day of October, and even made it one of our best Halloweens ever.

Wes’s “I’m not smiling. Run in terror!” pumpkin.

The cabin was between guests, so we decided to go over just for the day. [I didn’t to have to wash sheets and do the extra work for just a night there.]

Piper stayed behind to spend the weekend with her BFF. She dressed all in green and spent Halloween as a very happy pickle. But first, she finished up the costumes for the video game creatures she had already knitted for Abby. I’d tell you more, but that’s all I understand myself.

Wes was excited to spend every spare minute with his BFF at the cabin. And Kyla spent an afternoon in her happiest happy place–by the gas fire in the cabin, putting together a puzzle, listening to her story, and mostly being left alone with too much fruit. And she was dressed as a hunter.

Dwayne and I did our favorite things–a beach walk together and then a car drive to run a few errands and explore more of the island. I had only a handful of chores to tackle there, so it was truly a day at the cabin for fun.

Our neighborhood encouraged socially-distant trick-or-treating, with many neighbors joining in. We had a few favorites. One neighbor made cotton candy, and pinned the bags on to lights strung across the driveway. Another dressed in black in the shadows and used a puppet-on-a-stick to give out candy. Hands down favorite was the rooftop wizard who would cast a protective spell to save you from the front yard zombie (“That’s not a zombie–that’s my wife!”) and shot down candy in the magical gutter.

Candy baskets were out until 7pm, and Dwayne already had a bonfire going as the blue moon rose. Neighbors came out and joined us around the fire and we had the usual sausage and s’more offerings. A quick cabin clean up before guests the next day, and we made the 10:30 ferry–just in time to be grateful for the extra hour this weekend.

The day was that good.

The Family That Builds Walls Together….Falls Together??

They say the best way to make an atheist is to raise him as a religious fundamentalist. If that’s true, our children will grow to be devout wall non-builders.

To ensure this, we put them to work today. Yesterday, Dwayne and I prepped the line and started putting down the foundation blocks. After we did a dozen, we realized we started too far from the dirt wall, and started again.

But today, we were going to get this thing done.

Piper started out by bringing us brunch.

Then I continued placing the foundation blocks, which are still the same 80 pounds they were when we last did this 2 year ago, and the same as they were for all our other walls we’ve built in the last 15 years.

Dwayne built the wall over my blocks, and the kids had to dump drainage rock into each placed block.

Wes, who loved being a Bucket Head when he was two, has now matured into a Bucket Butt. This amused him all afternoon.

We ran out of the foundational blocks –and daylight– before we could stamp this one complete, but my goal is to finish this 110′ monstrosity by next weekend. Because we’ve got two more walls to build before we can move on to the next phase: Asphalt.

Can’t wait to blog about the entire project being done. So…. January?

We Haven’t Outgrown Pumpkin Patches

We discovered this farm, ironically, in spring, back when Kyla was a kindergartner on her first field trip.  The dream pumpkin patch became a nightmare because of it’s popularity; we showed up last year on a Saturday afternoon and turned around immediately in the face of large crowds and long lines.  So this year we went on a Wednesday afternoon and were pleasantly surprised with cheaper admission and few people.

We started immediately with a cider donut and, with the extra sugar energy, played.  Being outdoor and open, it is pretty easy to social distance and everyone wore masks.  Piper and Wes panned for marbles (I thought that was brilliant), we raced rubber duckies, and proved ourselves woefully inadequate throwers of baseballs, basketballs, and football.

I was a big fan of the duck race. Wes got to ref the finish line, and I cheered on the winner, Afleck, the whole way.
Muddy shoes. Muddy butts. Muddy hands. Mud, mud, mud….FUN!

Piper and I needed to repair our relationship after several missing assignments, late nights, and fire-and-ice arguments.  We were both in better moods already, so when we decided to split up in the Washington-themed corn maze, Piper and I teamed up against the other three. The mud was indecently….muddy….and we laughed ourselves silly as we searched for the infamous contest of Kettle Falls and found the Space Needle and Gum Wall.  [Piper actually had ABC gum in her pocket, so added it to the décor.]  I got a kick out of the DC Cooper debris, and Piper and I wove our way all over our beautiful, quirky state.

After almost four hours at the farm, it was time to choose our pumpkins for future slaughter.  The Pumpkin Patch doesn’t solve problems, but what a great way of putting them on hold for an afternoon!

We Voted!

Further note, I was proud of myself last August when I read through the primary voter’s pamphlet in its entirety, particularly making it through the 32 (or was it 36?) gubernatorial candidate statements. This year, I came across The Stranger’s endorsements, in addition to the published guide and the Seattle Times editorials. I have read over a hundred books thus far in 2020. I’ve read funny books, serious books, well-written books, thoughtful books, profane books, interesting, well-reasoned and well-researched books. This is on par with all of them. And the editors were down right meta-philosophical on the advisory votes! I am going to keep The Stranger in my repertoire for next voting season…and anytime I need a good f***-ing liberal read.

(The Best!) Wenatchee Weekend

We haven’t gone camping (okay, “camping”) since returning from our 3-week road trip in August. It was a week in the shop getting jacks installed, and then The Construction Project began, making it really difficult to leave for the weekend, and even get the RV in the driveway enough to pack it.

But I have been working really hard for weeks now and I was ready to play just as hard!

The crew was supposed to get rid of the last dirt pile in the driveway on Saturday and bring in gravel to mitigate the The Great Mud Pit, and we didn’t need to be around, so we picked up the RV Friday afternoon, packed in hurry, failed to fix the latest break (but rolled it out of the way for now), and left a hour and a half later than I hoped.

Oh, but it was good to be going down the road again! The state parks stopped taking reservations earlier this month but Plan A was Wenatchee Confluence State Park and Plan B was Lincoln Rock State Park. We had to form Plan C, which was Daroga State Park, but ended up with Plan D, a Walmart Parking lot at 10:30pm.

It was good for us to have to scramble. Kyla once again got to witness that her parents will come up with something even when our plans go sideways. We had filled up the water tank earlier, and everyone was tired enough to go to bed straightaway. And the next morning, I was able to bring back the bacon, literally, before everyone else was out of bed.

By 9am Saturday, we were back to Plan A, and got a great spot at Wenatchee Confluence with breakfast cooking. Phew!

And, so, the adventure where things go wrong had concluded, and the part where the adventures go even better than planned began.

After breakfast, we went for about a four mile walk with all the kids without maximum whining.

There was a little laying around in the sun (sun! 71 F!) and chatting with fellow campers before we took Wes down to the water to freeze.

Then Piper and Abs joined us on a 12 mile bike ride (10 miles for the Apple Loop + 2 miles to and from the FroYo store as a reward).

Kyla missed the bike ride, so she and I did another 6 miles to see the beautiful demonstration gardens and outdoor sculpture scene along the route.

Dwayne made nachos for dinner while I did more Airbnb work, as I’m on all 24/7. We are adjusting to a much earlier sunset but all the better for campfires and smores. I still got to join a Zoom birthday party while the kids watched 3 Idiots for the 4th time.

The next morning was amazing. I read an entire novel while Dwayne snored and snuggled until almost 11am. Then a stop by Leavenworth for bratwurst and gingerbread (oh, the lines! I’m so over Leavenworth lines!) before a beautiful, if wet, autumn drive home.

Reality hit home when we came home, not to a graveled drive, but the same mud pit as we left. Sigh. Back to regular life.

Work Week #2 at the Cabin: Interior

Last month, the kids and I spent a week at the cabin 1) to celebrate Kyla’s birthday, 2) to kick off our lifetime’s most unusual school year, and 3) so I could do heaps and mounds of exterior maintenance. This time, I was ready to tackle the inside.

Guests do all sorts of head-scratching damage. There were large dents in some bedroom walls in really usual places. The boogers dried onto the bedrooms walls weren’t all Wes’s, and the dirty footprints in the same places weren’t all Kyla’s. We got there Saturday afternoon, and by midnight, I had the kids’ room repainted. [Since I had been there a little earlier to meet the exterminator, I had washed and patched the room then.]

I got 3 gallons of the same paint* and painted all three bedrooms and the landing over the week.

*Calming Cream, from the Joanna Gaines collection at Ace, satin, $50/gallon, for my own records.

This was the most time-consuming project, but not the worst. Tuesday was my day to use a wrist-torquing high-powered drill and hole saw to drill a 4″ hole behind the dryer. The original dryer vent went through the floor, kinking through the crawl space, and out a perpendicular wall. When we had the new dryer installed about 5 years ago, I never noticed they used a non-standard (read: COMPLETELY WRONG!) hose. That, combined with the long, winding venting path led to longer and longer drying times, which is pretty much the bottleneck in turning over a short-term rental quickly for new guests. It took hours, and lots of “Ouch, ouch, DAMN!’s”, and even when I tunneled all the way through, the pipe didn’t quite fit. Fortunately, my parents came over the next day and Dad has quite the useful and esoteric tool collection. He had just the right sort of power tool to smooth out the few ridges preventing the tube to go through. In just minutes, we had the new vent installed. Thank you, Dad!!

The final task was to get rid of the mice, the mouse poop, and, completely related, thoroughly disinfect the entire downstairs. We have owned the cabin for 8 years, almost to the day, before our first signs of mice. One guest canceled because of the mice, and another postponed their trip, but after the joint efforts of pest control and myself, we have not found any new evidence and hope to button up this problem soon.

On our very last evening before finally getting to go back home to Dwayne, I built a bonfire fueled with the pruned cherry tree branches I had piled up last time I was here. The kids had their sausage roast and s’mores. Our fav kids (and parents!) joined us. There are few more delightful moments than kids just playing–jumping, hiding, running, and doing the Penguins Drinking Tea camp song. It was a delightful way to end the week, even if not quite as good as a solo paddleboard hour.

Once again, Mischief Managed!